Thanks to Billy on CA for this one. The couple might be technically challenged but they’re good sports.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN….
Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love,’ and you answer, ‘Pick one; I can’t do both!’
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
‘Getting a little action’ means you don’t need to take any fiber today.
‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.
An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up to use the bathroom.
You are not sure these are jokes?
In the first few days of our UK+Ireland odyssey we did what thousands (10 of thousands in the northern summer!) did and went on a tour of the Tower of London. Despite it being a crowded, well trodden path it was fascinating and not least because the Beefeater tour guide was highly amusing. It would have been even better if we had this guy: