Paddy and Mick are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off, I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!”
He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts, ‘I’M A LIGHTBULB! I’M A LIGHTBULB!’
Murphy watches in amazement.
The Foreman shouts, ‘Paddy you’re mad, go home’.
So he leaves the site.
Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
‘Where the hell are you going?’ asks the Foreman.
‘Well, I can’t work in the dark, can I?!’, says Murphy.
Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.
Mick says “Crikey! There’s a bloke here who was 152!”
Paddy says “What’s his name?”
Mick replies “Miles, from London !”
Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours’ dog is barking like mad in the garden.
Paddy says, ‘To hell with this!’, and storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks, ‘What did you do?’.
Paddy replies,’I’ve put the dog in our garden. Let’s see how they like it!’