Can’t help myself, when I saw Milly’s Facebook image I just had to respond:
Terrible, just terrible. PUNishment is in order:
What kind of pig knows karate?
A pork chop!
What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?
For swine flu you need oinkment, and for bird flu you need tweetment!
Why did the pig take a bath?
He heard the farmer yell “Hogwash!”
What is a pig’s favorite ballet?
Why don’t thieves steal pigs?
Because they always squeal!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Why is the farmer worried about catching his runaway pig?
He knows a little ham goes a long way!