F is for Wryday (111)

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Can’t help myself, when I saw Milly’s Facebook image I just had to respond:

Terrible, just terrible. PUNishment is in order:

What kind of pig knows karate?
A pork chop!

What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?
For swine flu you need oinkment, and for bird flu you need tweetment!

Why did the pig take a bath?
He heard the farmer yell “Hogwash!”

What is a pig’s favorite ballet?
Swine Lake!

Why don’t thieves steal pigs?
Because they always squeal!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork!

Why is the farmer worried about catching his runaway pig?
He knows a little ham goes a long way!

Take that!

One Response to F is for Wryday (111)

  1. Milly says:

    PUNishment is right! Those are truly terrible, Tony.
    BWAHAAHAAAAA!!!!!

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